This is what happens when men don't think. When their brains go blank and words just spill out of their mouths. The worst pickup lines I've had thrown at me...
-"How about a game of spin the baby?"
-"Wanna do Kung Fu in the other room? I dunno how to do it but we can wing it."
-"What's your name? Do you have a boyfriend? Does he make you orgasm?"
-"If we can't f**k our bodies, can we f**k our minds? Let's try!"
And yes, they were all sober at the time. Sigh. I feel for all the single ladies out there!
